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I hate umbrellas

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I hate umbrellas. Which is a shame considering I live in a very rainy place. I tend to wear rain jackets or just jackets/sweaters with a hood. I do this to avoid carrying around an umbrella and to prevent issues LIKE eye poking, shaking umbrella water on everyone, dripping water onto people, holding wet umbrellas next to people who are dry…and so on and so forth. The worst issue I have is the eye pokers. Which makes me like nice umbrella people. Cuz they don’t poke eyes.

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