One time, I drank milk instead of water. I enjoy milk and really enjoy water but when you expect one and get the other, it’s not very nice. I don’t really have much of a story behind this, but yeah doesn’t that suck?

I also ate a leaf off of a tree as I child. I was on the playground and we were make-believing we were animals. After choosing “cow,” I ate a leaf off of a tree. Let it be known that raw leaf isn’t all that palatable. Also, why did I pick cow? I’m certain that means something but I’m somewhat afraid to do an introspective look into my child psyche.